n43=..Message:/amsg $?="Enter Message TO Broadcast:"
n44=.Ignore
n45=..Ignore Everyone:/ignore *!*@*
n46=..Ignore Nick:/ignore $?="Enter Nick To Ignore:"
n47=..Set On/Off
n48=...On:/ignore on
n49=...Off:/ignore off
n50=.Invite:/invite # $?="Enter Nick To Invite:"
n51=User
n52=.Nickname:/nick $?="Enter New Nick:"
n53=.Action:/me $?="Enter Action:"
n54=.User Mode
n55=..Usual:/mode $me -w+is
n56=..Select:/mode $me $?="Enter User Mode:"
n57=..-
n58=..Invisible
n59=...On:/mode $me +i
n60=...Off:/mode $me -i
n61=..Server Messages
n62=...On:/mode $me +s
n63=...Off:/mode $me -s
n64=-
n65=Servers
n66=.List O-Lines:/stats o
n67=.List K-Lines:/stats k
n68=.List G-Lines:/stats g
n69=.Request Stats:/stats $$?="What stats?"
n70=.Server Version:/version
n71=.User Info:/lusers
[qPopup]
n0=Who Is:/whois $1
n1=U Central:/uwho $1
n2=Ping:/ctcp $1 ping
n3=Version:/ctcp $1 ping
[lPopup]
n0=UserCentral:/uwho $1
n1=-
n2=Kicks
n3=.Set 1
n4=..Unauthorized use of OP command:/kick # $1 Unauthorized use of OPs commands!
n5=..OP Beggar:/me $1 likes to beg for OPs, eh? | /kick # $1 Beg For OPs somewhere else!
n6=..File Leech:/me $1 likes to leech filez and not upload! | /kick # $1 I HATE Leechers!!
n7=..Annoying:/me $1, don't you think you're being a tad bit annoying? | /kick # $1 Annoying!
n8=..Spine Rip:/me takes $1 head in my hands... | /me rips $1's spine out of their back | /me Blood's rushing everywhere! | /kick # $1 OUCH! Bet that hurt!
n9=..Lame:/me $1, aren't we being a tad bit on the lame side? | /kick # $1 LamE AlerT!
n10=..Random Kick:/kick # $1 Random Kick
n11=..Cause I can:/kick # $1 'Cause I can!
n12=..Follows to Party:/me follows $1 to a party one night.... | /me waits until $1 goes inside and then breaks into his car.... | /me exchanges $1's MegaDeth CD with the new Enigma CD | /say Later that night, $1 decides to crank some tunes on his drive home... | /say $1 falls asleep at the wheel and plows into an Exxon Truck.... | /timer 1 5 /kick $1 BOOM!@!@!@!!
n13=..Smells something bad:/me smells something bad.. | /me looks at $1... | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 the smell is gone!
n14=..Idle:/me notices that $1 is idling.. | /me decides to get rid of him | /me picks up $1 and throw him out of # | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 Problem solved!
n15=..Stuff in a cow suit:/me gags $1 and stuffs him in a Cow suit, then tosses him into a corral with a horny bull. <<Mmmmmoooooo!>> | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1
n16=..Fucking Weeds:/me The fucking weeds are popping up everywhere | /me spots a weed in # | /me calls the Orkin man | /me sees the Orkin man spray $1 | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 psssttzz.., the weed is gone $me mails $1 the bill.
n17=..Kick in Chest:/me kicks $1 in the chest...**Kaiaaaaa; | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 YES!@#
n18=..Smashes head with baseball bat:/me smashes $1's head with a baseball bat *BOK*#!! | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 $me wipes the blood off the bat on $1's hair
n19=..Electric Chair:/me pulls down the switch to the electric chair | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 $me makes an omelette with $1's brains.
n20=..Dispatches Soul:/me dons his priestly garb. | /me dispatches $1's soul on its way to the pearly gates. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 Dominus omis.
n21=..Grab Hair, Throw in Toliet:/me grabs $1 by the hair and jams him face first into the toilet... | /me does the royal flush. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 ba-WHOOOOOOOSH!
n22=..Moonwalk:/me throws $1 carelessly to the floor. | /me does the moonwalk up and down $1's ass. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 Beat-it!
n23=..Casts Fireball:/say ENEMAI OFT MI CHAR N DYE! | /me casts a Fireball that goes streaking across the channel at $1 | /me watches as $1's corporeal form is devoured in flame! | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 *POOF*
n24=..Shows Math:/me pulls out his portable chalkboard. | /me shows $1 the function of relativity for chaos mathematics. | /me watches as $1's brain shorts out with a puff of putrid smoke! | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 Anyone got an airfreshener?!
n25=..Real Name? Guess he didn't know:/say $1 - what is your real name? | /say $1 - what is your quest? | /say $1 - what's the average air speed of a coconut laden swallow? | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 I guess he didn't know!
n26=..Slam Dunk:/me waves his hands and turns into Michael Jordan for a instant. | /say $1 give me those Nike's! | /me leaves a court shoe print across $1's face. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 SLAM_DUNK!@#
n27=..Dance:/me casts Otto's Irresistible Dance on $1. | /me then casts Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Laughter on $1. | /me watches as $1 laughs and dances off the channel. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 Nice Moves!
n28=..Tounge Grab:/me grabs $1's tongue and pulls it wayyyyy out. | /me takes out locking ring and loops it through $1's tongue. | /me then fastens the ring to a Lotus Esprit and drives off. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 Hunny did you hear something?
n29=..Bored with cranks and tunes:/me becomes bored with $1, cranks some tunes. | /me takes a dancing flower and shoves it up $1's ass! | /me watches as $1 goes through several interesting convulsions. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 Nice Moves!
n30=..Pirahana Claws:/me looks to his left...then to his right. | /me takes out a little black bag and points it at $1 | /me watches as $1 is attacked by a mob of pirhana clams!!! | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 Ouch-Thats GOTTA hurt!
n33=..Worst Nightmare:/say ENEMAI OFT MI SPIRU CRIE!!! | /me invokes $1's worst nightmare from $1's mind. | /me watches as $1 is devoured by $1's Rosanne Barr. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 L8r dewd!
n34=..Calculus:/me decides to use calculus on $1. | /me takes the second derivative of $1. | /me is astonished... he has just disproved $1's existence!!! | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 <=ACiD=>
n35=..Magic Wand:/me reaches into one of his many pockets. | /me draws forth a wand with an emerald tip. | /me points the wand at $1 and utters arcane words of power... | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 <=ACiD=>
n36=..Change Appearance:/me waves at $1 with complex motions and changes his appearance. | /me turns $1 into a really cool purple lamp shade with pink polka dots. | /say NOT | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 <=ACiD=>
n37=..Think you're equal?:/say Ha $1, so you think yourself my equal...hmmm... | /say But I have something I must tell you... | /say You see $1, I am not left handed either. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 <=ACiD=>
n38=..Chess Moves:/say Pawn jumps $1. | /say Bishop jumps $1. | /say It's good to be the king. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 <=ACiD=>
n39=..Gasoline:/me dumps a can of gasoline on $1 | /me lights a match and tosses it. | /me laughs as $1 turns squirms and smokes to a blackened crisp. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 <=ACiD=>
n40=..Liquid Nitrogen:/me opens a cannister of liquid nitrogen. | /me dumps it all over $1 | /me laughs $1 become stiff, then shatter into thousands of gleaming shards. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 <=ACiD=>
n41=..Hydrochloric Acid:/me pulls out a bottle of hydrocloric acid. | /me splashes it in $1's face. | /me watches $1 as skin runs in rivulets from bone until only a pool remains. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 <=ACiD=>
n42=..Pray to Gods of IRC 1:/me prays to the Gods of IRC for assistance. | /me watches for a sign... | /me laughs as $1 is seared by lightning and torn asunder. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 <=ACiD=>
n43=..Stab with sword:/me pulls out a finely engraved iron wrought long sword. | /me runs $1 through and waits until $1 stops gurgling. | /me then yanks the sword up through $1's spine, rib cage, and lungs. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 <=ACiD=>
n44=..Pray to Gods of IRC 2:/me prays silently to the IRC Gods for assistance. | /me watches the skies for a sign... | /me laughs as the ground beneath $1 shakes and splits open engulfing $1. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 <=ACiD=>!
n45=..Call the Daemon:/me calls upon the Daemon Primarch Mortarion to answer his summons. | /say now $1 feel the wrath of the Prince of Plagues. | /me watches as $1 dissolves into a mass of blisters and bleeding scars. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 <=ACiD=>
n46=..Grab Neck 1:/me grabs $1 by the neck and props $1's mouth open. | /me stuffs large quantities of frozen ice cream bars down $1's throat. | /me sets $1 off to the side to admire his new full size PEZ distributor... | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 <=ACiD=>
n47=..Grab Neck 2:/me grabs $1 by the neck and hooks $1's upper jaw over his thumb. | /me takes careful aim while stretching $1 wayyy out... | /me releases $1... *twang* | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 <=ACiD=>
n48=..Grab Nose:/me grabs $1 by the right nostril and pulls it wayyy out... | /me looks around for a suitable imple | /ment of devise for $1... | /me grabs a running chainsaw and stuffs it up $1's right nostril... | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 <=ACiD=>
n49=..Magical conduit:/me becomes a magical conduit between the Prime and Negative Material Planes... | /me then touches $1, draining $1's life essence away... | /say What life? He's on irc all the damn time! | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 <=ACiD=>
n50=..Deadly vial:/me pulls a small, deadly vial from his pocket. | /me breaks the vial over $1's head... | /me laughs as $1 suddenly turns into MiSTiK! | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 Stay the FUCK OUT!!
n51=..Battle axe:/me pulls out a sharp battle axe and slices off $1's head.. | /me watches the head roll to the floor, covering $C with blood.. | /me slings the axe over his shoulder and laughs with murderous glee! | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 <=ACiD=>
n52=..Empire State Bld./me 'accidentally' bumps into $1 on the observation deck at the Empire State Building.... | /me laughs as he watches $1 go for the plunge.... | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 <=ACiD=>
n53=..Small Explosive:/me searches for a small explosive... | /me finds a half stick of dynamite... | /me blows $1's ass out of the known world... | /me wishes $1 pleasant dreams and a happy tomorrow... | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 <=ACiD=>
n54=..Electric Chair:/me puts $1 into an electric chair and throws the switch..... | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 <=ACiD=>
n55=..Microwave:/me tosses $1 into a microwave oven and sets the dial on 'HIGH'.... | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 <=ACiD=>
n56=..Cordless Drill:/me picks up a cordless-drill with a paint-stripper... | /me decides that $1 could REALLY use an enema... | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 <=ACiD=>
n57=..Hang:/me ties a rope around the neck of $1 and places him over the trap-door... | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 <=ACiD=>
n59=..Smartbomb:/me loads a laser guided AARM-32b smartbomb into the F-16E. | /me watches as the sights level on $1. | /msg $1 look out below! | /me watches as the bomb hits $1 and pounds him 20ft into the ground. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 <=ACiD=>
n60=.Set 3
n61=..Rip off scalp:/me pulls the scalp off of $1. | /me eats the scalp | /msg # Mmmmm! finger lickin' good!! | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 <=ACiD=>
n62=..Point finger and fry:/me raises his arms to the sky and feels energy flow into his veins. | /me points his finger at $1... | /me opens his hands and releases the energy at $1 | /say Zot!!! | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 $me loves the smell of burnt flesh. HaHaHa
n63=..Approach Swaying body:/me approaches $1's swaying body. | /me takes hold of $1's neck. | /me removes $1's head and spine from it's body. | /say Rrrrrriiiiiiipppp!!! | /me turns $1's head to show $1 the lifeless body. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 $me proclaims $1's body has been relieved of a useless member. HaHaHa
n64=..Reveal Skull:/me removes his mask revealing his skull. | /me lets forth a stream of fire upon $1's swaying body. | /say $1 is engulfed by hellish flames. | /say *Fwosh* | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 $me proclaims "I love the smell of a fresh barbeque." HaHaHa
n65=..Rip out heart:/me approaches $1's fear paralyzed body. | /me thrusts his hand into $1's chest. | /say $1's rib cage is seperated. | /say C-rrrrrraaaaaaaa-KK | /me withdraws the still beating heart and shows it to $1. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 Here $1, have a heart. HaHaHa
n66=..Flying kickbox:/me after executing a devastating flying kick, $1's body sways. | /me approaches $1 and glances at his target. | /me hurls himself through the air, cartwheeling towards $1. | /me swings his harm and makes shattering contact with $1's jaw. | /say Crrrrruuuunnnn-ch | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 K.O. Liu Kang. HaHaHa
n67=..Punch Head from neck:/me looks into $1's eyes. | /me approaches $1 with lightning speed. | /me pauses to look one last time at $1 panic stricken face. | /say THOCK | /me punches $1 head from $1's neck with inhuman strength. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 $1 has lost their head. HaHaHa
n68=..Guillotine:/me puts on his black hood. | /me escorts $1 to the guillotine. | /say Any final requests before the blade drops? | /say No ? Good! | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 -CHOP!-
n69=..Chewing Tobacco:/me spits out a wad of chewing tobacco | /say *pbpbth* | /say Listen $1, we don't like yer kind around here... | /say so git on out er we'll throw yuh out! | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 GIT OUT !!
n70=..Shotgun:/me decides to get REALLY liquored up! | /me grabs a shotgun and takes pot shots at passing clouds. | /me is waaayyyy too drunk, though, and starts taking out other objects in his vicinity. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 Blam! Blam! Blam! Whoops! Oh well...Blam!
n71=..Little Dick:/me grabs $1 by his little dick. | /me pulls hard and swings $1 around the channel. | /me swings faster until $1 's dick snaps off. | /me watches as $1 flies off the channel. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 Forgot your mushroom cap!
n72=..Waiting at bus stop:/me and $1 are waiting at the bus stop. | /me watches as the bus approaches... | /me nudges $1 out into traffic before the bus can stop. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 You gonna eat this lunch?
n73=..Hates violent people:/me hates violence. | /me hates violent people, too. | /me thinks that $1 is too violent. | /me grabs $1 by the neck and lifts $1 off the ground. | /me shoves his fist through $1 's midsection. | /me head-butts his surprised face before dropping $1 to the floor. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 I'm a nice guy, really.
n74=..Build a Fire:/me decides to build a fire. | /me takes the first dead wood he sees and throws $1 in the pit. | /me covers $1 with gasoline and strikes a match. | /me doesn't seem to hear $1 squealing like a pig for mercy as he drops the match. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 Poof! Hmm... Charbroil! My favorite!
n75=..Mangling:/me looks bored. | /me decides to interest himself by mangling $1. | /me shoves his fist into $1 's chest and pulls out a handful of capillaries. | /me begins knitting a sweater. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 Knit One, Pearl Two....
n76=..Blood Stained Ax:/me takes out a bloodstained axe and acquires an evil grin | /say >:)=) | /me lifts the axe high above $1's head... | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 C*H*O*P*! - Heh heh heh!
n77=..Curt Cobain Impression:/me suggests that $1 do his Kurt Cobain impression. | /me watches as $1 props a shotgun to his mouth and blows his brains out. | /me waits for three days before an electrician finds $1 and throws him out. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 That's not teen spirit you smell.....
n78=..Electricty Conductor:/me wonders how well $1 would work as a conductor. | /me ties $1 to the base of a lightning rod. | /me is pleased as a storm starts brewing and lightning strikes the rod. | /me takes notes as $1 's nervous system becomes a superconductor. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 For the good of science, not you.
n79=..Wonders where -nick- really came from:/me wonders where $1 really came from. | /me does a smathering of research, only to discover that the best part of $1 ran down some whore's leg. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 We can always try again later, honey.
n80=..Wines too much:/me thinks $1 whines too much. | /me thinks $1 does more whining than Gallo. | /me suggests $1 go visit California to be with the other cheap whines. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 I hate whine...
n81=..Smell something terrible:/me smells something terrible. | /me figures out that it's $1 who smells like a dead elephant on a hot summer's day. | /me decides to send $1 to the cleaners. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 Put it on my tab.
n82=..Mr. Wizard:/me watches too much Mr. Wizard. | /me decides to try an experiment./say Now $1 you hold this putty, while I hook up these wires.... | /me feigns shock as $1 's ass is blown into next week. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 For my next experiment....
n83=..Don Herbert:/me has always been fascinated by Don Herbert. | /me wants to try an experiment with $1. | /me wants to monitor the brain levels of a moron. | /me frowns at the results. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 What was I thinking? Need a brain first.
n84=..Where it begins and ends:/me tries to find where $1 beings and where $1 ends. | /me notices the circle that $1 's body makes from neck, to ass, to neck again. | /me has never seen a life-form on this low of the food chain. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 T'was a mercy killing.
n85=..Pathetic behavior:/me looks over and sees $1 desperately trying to bend far enough to suck himself off. | /me wonders why no one else has kicked him for such pathetic behavior. | /me notices that no one else is paying attention to him. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 Try #jack-off!
n86=.Set 4
n87=..Invite:/kick # $1 Invite somewhere else!
n88=..Advertise:/kick # $1 Go advertise somewhere else!
n90=.."Accident":/kick # $1 Oops, I hit the wrong button AGAIN! Damn!!!
n91=..Druid Septure:/me waves an ancient druid sceptre over $1 | /me chants "KLATU! VERATTA! NIKTU!" | /me waits as nothing happens | /me says "Fuck this" and busts the sceptre up $1's ass | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 That's GOTTA hurt!
n92=..Kick through time warp:/me kicks $1 through a time warp.... | /say $1 lands at the Jim Jones incident.... | /say Jim Jones says "Hey $1! How about some PurpleSaurus Rex Kool Aid?" | /say $1 chugs a pitcher and says "damn, why is this stuff so good?" | /say Jim Jones says, "Well $1, it's either the nutrasweet or the cynanide!" | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 DOH!
n93=..Broomstick and KY:/me shows $1 a broomstick and some KY..... | /say Suddenly some cheap 70's porno film music comes on [BOOMP-CHICKA-BOOMP-BOWWWWW!] | /say $1 decides he'd prefer not to take chances and runs like fuck.... | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 And don't let the door hit ya on the way out!
n94=..Time Warp:/me jumps through a time warp that has somehow manifested in his garage... | /me notices a bird fly by... | /me steps on a worm that the bird _should_ have gotten... | /say The bird sees an old man sitting on a rock next to the tree where his nest is. | /say The bird pecks the old man to death. | /say It just turns out that the old man is one of $1's ancestors... | /say Upon this paradox of the space/time continium, $1 pops out of existence... | /timer 1 3 /kick # $1 POOF!
n95=Auto Kick:/msg # $1 Has been placed on a <=ACiD=> Auto-Kick | /timer1 1 3 /msg # $1 will be kicked in â5â seconds | /timer2 1 9 /me reminds $1 not to let the door hit him on the way out.... | /timer3 1 11 /kick # $1 <=ACiD=>
n96=-
n97=Single Control
n98=.Give OPs:/mode # +o $1
n99=.Take OPs:/mode # -o $1
n100=.Kick With Reason:/kick # $1 $?="Enter Reason For Kicking:"
n110=.30 Second Ban:/ban -u30 $1 3 | /say A 30 Second <=ACiD=> Time Ban Is On $1. | /notice $1 You Are Banned For 30 Seconds! | /kick # $1 <=ACiD=> Banned: 30 Seconds
n111=.60 Second Ban:/ban -u60 $1 3 | /say A 60 Second <=ACiD=> Time Ban Is On $1. | /notice $1 You Are Banned For 60 Seconds! | /kick # $1 <=ACiD=> Banned: 60 Seconds
n112=.You Choose Time:/ban $1 3 | /timer1 1 $?="Enter Seconds:" /mode # -b $1 3 | /msg $chan A Time Ban Has Been Placed On $1. | /notice $1 <=ACiD=> You Are Banned In Here For A While! | /kick # $1 Banned
n135=.Mass Notice (99):/notice $$* <=ACiD=> Mass Notice: $$?="Enter your notice"
n136=.Mass Msg (99):/msg $$* <=ACiD=> Mass Notice: $$?="Enter your msg"
n137=Give/Take Ops
n138=.Give-Throw@:/me throws an @ at $1 | /mode # +o $1
n139=.Give-Hmmm:/me wonders if he should give $1 an @ | /me thinks.... | /mode # +o-o+o $1 $1 $1 | /msg # I guess I can... <=ACiD=>
n140=.Give- Rum:/me Gives $1 A Shot Of Rum. | /say Hmmm... Maybe This Rum Is A Little Too Stronge... | /me Looks At The @ Growing Out Of $1... | /mode # +oo $1 $1
n141=.Give- Eager:/describe # notices that $$1 is a little eager about ops | /mode # +oooo $1 $1 $1 $1 | /mode # +oooo $1 $1 $1 $1 | /mode # +oooo $1 $1 $1 $1 | /mode # +oooo $1 $1 $1 $1 | /msg # Are you happy now $1 ? <=ACiD=>
n142=.Give-Take Tease:/me $1 Wants OP Does He? | /mode # +o-o $1 $1 | /me Did you have fun at OP, $1 <=ACiD=>
n143=-
n144=Actions
n145=.SCI Slap:/me slaps $1 with a special SCI command....
n146=.SG Burger:/me throws an *@*.sg burger at $1
n147=.Wonder:/me looks at $1 and wonders who in their right mind would have a child like that....
n148=.Laugh:/me looks at $1 and rolls on the floor in histerical laughter
n149=.Handshake:/me does a long, complicated handshake with $1
n150=.Stupidity:/me wonders about $1 $+ 's stupidity....
n151=.Neon Stupid:/me thinks $1 should vigorusly scrub his forehead in an effort to erase the word "STUPID" that obviously is flashing in neon letters!
n152=.Cousins:/me asks $1 $+ , "If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?"
[bPopup]
n0=[<=ACiD=> v1.5]
n1=-
n2=GalaxyNet Q Commands
n3=.-
n4=.Users may access commands:/msg $null $$="null"
n5=.at or below their own level:/msg $null $$="null"
n6=.-
n7=.Level 500
n8=..Forget Channel:/msg q forget $$?="Enter Channel Name" $$?="Enter Your Passwordd"
n9=.Level 450
n10=..Channel settings:/msg q set $$?="Enter Channel Name" $$?="Enter Channel Setting" $?="Enter Value (optional)"
